Saturday, 13 February 2016

Anti-Valentines Day Adult Wishes Messages Jokes

Anti-Valentines Day 2016 Adult Wishes Messages Jokes: Valentines day is about romance and love and we have shared lots of loves and  romantics valentines day wishes and messages earlier on this blog. This time, however, we are sharing some anti-valentines day posts for all other single people.
These anti-valentines day wishes messages might offend you but if you take these anti-valentines day jokes in a humor way, you won't get offended.

So here are those anti-valentines day jokes messages for adults. Send these valentines day funny messages to your friends via Whatsapp,Wechat or Facebook. We are sure that these funny adult valentines day jokes will make them giggle so hard.

VALENTINES DAY ADULT JOKES


If you don’t want it cold and hollow, swallow it when it’s still hot. ~Kurt Avish

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ~Joan Rivers

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. ~Elmo Phillips

I bought you this Valentine’s card to invite you to be my whore tonight. ~Kurt Avish

You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class. Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ~Unknown Author

ANTI-VALENTINES DAY QUOTES FOR ADULTS


I’m a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen

This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night. ~Unknown Author


See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”. ~Unknown Author

FUNNY VALENTINES DAY ADULT MESSAGES


If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister. ~Unknown Author


No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. ~Unknown Author

Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass. ~Unknown Author

I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women…no woman has excited passions among women more than I have. ~Florence Nightingale

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I don’t want to be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny! ~Unknown Author
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~Unknown Author


We know you enjoyed reading all these funny valentines day sms, we promise we keep sharing such funny posts just stay tuned to us for more fun and humour, till then take care of your self, even if you are single just go and celebrate valentines day in your own way.

We wish everyone who is reading this article a very happy valentines day.
If you liked the collection of these funny adult valentines day sayings then please do share with your friends, click on the below social links to share this post.

If you also know any such anti-valentines day jokes then please do comment, we are waiting.

Anti-Valentines Day 2016 Adult Wishes Messages Jokes: Valentines day is about romance and love and we have shared lots of loves and  romantics valentines day wishes and messages earlier on this blog. This time, however, we are sharing some anti-valentines day posts for all other single people.
These anti-valentines day wishes messages might offend you but if you take these anti-valentines day jokes in a humor way, you won't get offended.

So here are those anti-valentines day jokes messages for adults. Send these valentines day funny messages to your friends via Whatsapp,Wechat or Facebook. We are sure that these funny adult valentines day jokes will make them giggle so hard.

VALENTINES DAY ADULT JOKES


If you don’t want it cold and hollow, swallow it when it’s still hot. ~Kurt Avish

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ~Joan Rivers

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. ~Elmo Phillips

I bought you this Valentine’s card to invite you to be my whore tonight. ~Kurt Avish

You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class. Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ~Unknown Author

ANTI-VALENTINES DAY QUOTES FOR ADULTS


I’m a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen

This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night. ~Unknown Author


See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”. ~Unknown Author

FUNNY VALENTINES DAY ADULT MESSAGES


If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister. ~Unknown Author


No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. ~Unknown Author

Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass. ~Unknown Author

I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women…no woman has excited passions among women more than I have. ~Florence Nightingale

*******************************


I don’t want to be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny! ~Unknown Author
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~Unknown Author


We know you enjoyed reading all these funny valentines day sms, we promise we keep sharing such funny posts just stay tuned to us for more fun and humour, till then take care of your self, even if you are single just go and celebrate valentines day in your own way.

We wish everyone who is reading this article a very happy valentines day.
If you liked the collection of these funny adult valentines day sayings then please do share with your friends, click on the below social links to share this post.

If you also know any such anti-valentines day jokes then please do comment, we are waiting.

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