Friday, 9 January 2015

Funny Valentines day messages sayings 2015

Funny Valentines day messages sayings 2015: Just few days more when valentines day 2015 will knock our door.  Most of the love birds are preparing the celebrate of valentines day. It is a day when all lovers from different parts of the world together celebrate the love day.

However most of people who are single mock about the valentines day and its concept. We don't wanna argue whether Valentines day is right or wrong, here we are just going to share some funny valentines day messages or funny valentines day quotes 2015. 

When these days everywhere we could smell the fragrance of love in the air, let's also add some humor. These jokes are not offensive at all and are not made with intention to hurt anyone's sentiments.

You may read: V-Day Quotes For Him

So not keeping you in suspense anymore here are those funny one-liners valentines day jokes. Enjoy it...!!

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Valentines Day Funny Jokes 

‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker.

‘Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.’
Hoosier Farmer

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
Pearl Bailey

‘Friendship is one mind in two bodies.’
Mencius

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Lynda Barry

Must Read: WhatsApp Status - Valentine's Day Special

’ Love is just a chocolate substitute.’
Melanie Clark

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Valentines Day Funny Quotes 



‘Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.’
Aristotle

‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’
Anonymous


“Love is like war. Easy to begin with but hard to end”
Unknown

‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
Kelly Elaine

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”
Eva Gabor


‘All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt…’
Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts


"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" Lily Tomlin

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We hope you must have enjoyed reading all these funny valentines day jokes, if you also know such funny valentines day joke then please do share your jokes with us via comment section.
Please share these valentines day funny jokes with your friend and family, click on the below social icons to share this article.

As we earlier said whether you are single or not it doesn't matter to enjoy this day that is Valentines Day, that's why we are also wishing all our website readers a very happy valentines day, keep loving and keep smiling :)
Funny Valentines day messages sayings 2015: Just few days more when valentines day 2015 will knock our door.  Most of the love birds are preparing the celebrate of valentines day. It is a day when all lovers from different parts of the world together celebrate the love day.

However most of people who are single mock about the valentines day and its concept. We don't wanna argue whether Valentines day is right or wrong, here we are just going to share some funny valentines day messages or funny valentines day quotes 2015. 

When these days everywhere we could smell the fragrance of love in the air, let's also add some humor. These jokes are not offensive at all and are not made with intention to hurt anyone's sentiments.

You may read: V-Day Quotes For Him

So not keeping you in suspense anymore here are those funny one-liners valentines day jokes. Enjoy it...!!

funny-valentines-day-photos

Valentines Day Funny Jokes 

‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker.

‘Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.’
Hoosier Farmer

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
Pearl Bailey

‘Friendship is one mind in two bodies.’
Mencius

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Lynda Barry

Must Read: WhatsApp Status - Valentine's Day Special

’ Love is just a chocolate substitute.’
Melanie Clark

I-would-bone-you-picture

Valentines Day Funny Quotes 



‘Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.’
Aristotle

‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’
Anonymous


“Love is like war. Easy to begin with but hard to end”
Unknown

‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
Kelly Elaine

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”
Eva Gabor


‘All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt…’
Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts


"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" Lily Tomlin

husband-wife-funny-valentines-sayings


We hope you must have enjoyed reading all these funny valentines day jokes, if you also know such funny valentines day joke then please do share your jokes with us via comment section.
Please share these valentines day funny jokes with your friend and family, click on the below social icons to share this article.

As we earlier said whether you are single or not it doesn't matter to enjoy this day that is Valentines Day, that's why we are also wishing all our website readers a very happy valentines day, keep loving and keep smiling :)

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