Saturday, 13 February 2016

Happy Valentines Day 2016 Funny SMS Messages

Valentines Day 2016 Funny SMS Messages: Valentines Day is just few day away to knock our doors and everyone is super excited to celebrate V-day in their own style. Love is already in the air as the Valentines day is approaching.

So in this romantic atmosphere when love is everywhere let's add some humour in this romantic atmosphere.
So here are those funny valentines day jokes and funny valentines day sms.


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Funny V-Day SMS Messages


Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places


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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!


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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"


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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day! 


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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!


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Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

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What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

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What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

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What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

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What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!




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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!" 

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive." 

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What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon Gosselin?
Desperate! 

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche! 

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What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me." 

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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! 



Valentines Day Funny Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with." 

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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Valentines Day Funny Jokes

You may also like to read: V-Day Gift Ideas For Him

What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
To remind single people they are single.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
Do you have a date for valentines day?
Yes, February 14th!
What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"

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Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360
"Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"
Valentines Day 2016 Funny SMS Messages: Valentines Day is just few day away to knock our doors and everyone is super excited to celebrate V-day in their own style. Love is already in the air as the Valentines day is approaching.

So in this romantic atmosphere when love is everywhere let's add some humour in this romantic atmosphere.
So here are those funny valentines day jokes and funny valentines day sms.


funny-valentines-sms-messages




Funny V-Day SMS Messages


Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

*******************

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places


*******************

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!


*******************

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"


*******************


Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day! 


*******************


Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!


*******************


Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

*******************

What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

*******************


What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

*******************


What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

*******************



What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!




funny-human-skelton-valentines-day




What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!" 

*******************



What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive." 

*******************



What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon Gosselin?
Desperate! 

*******************
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche! 

*******************


What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me." 

*******************

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! 



Valentines Day Funny Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!

*******************

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with." 

*******************
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

*******************


Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Valentines Day Funny Jokes

You may also like to read: V-Day Gift Ideas For Him

What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
To remind single people they are single.

*******************

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!

*******************


Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
Do you have a date for valentines day?
Yes, February 14th!
What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"

*******************

Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360
"Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"

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